Trivial Mediocrity Thoughts

I'm going to share with you, a trivial day in the life of a vampire. Why? For the glory of SATAN of course!
Just kidding. I dunno. Maybe you supies will be able to relate.

"Oh fuck fuck fuck it's sunny outside and I have to go shopping f*ck"
"Bollocks, feeding time at the zoo and there's no blood."
"Is that guy looking at me? FUCKFUCKFUCK HE KNOWS, HE TOTALLY KNOWS" <--- Actually thought about all the time
"I really hope mama bear doesn't walk in and hear me talking about this"
"Oh dear God I'm going to tear that man's throat out if he doesn't stop texting with his phone on vibrate"
"I need a dracula costume"
"Why do I not own a dungeon?"
"Need to get to the car. Don't step in the sun NONNONONONONONONO- phew"
"WHY ISN'T THIS DRAGON DYING I HAVE FULL DAEDRIC WTF"
"Hey my friends are going out today, I should- never mind..."
"Nice sunny day outside? I'll give you a nice sunny day outside, asshole."
Literally things that run through my head almost every day

lol i like it.
i think my most popular are:
"HOLY HELL THIS CRYSTAL IS SHINY"
"oh look a butterfly....*drools*"
"This silver is perfect for what i need!"
"*presses up against KAY jewelers window* so many precious stones...*froth*"
"*awkwardly feels the hum of trees whenever i walk through a park*"
"oh hey look, a dead moth. it'll be perfect for my collection"
"nice sunny day....*opens metaphysical wings to soak up some energy*"
"oh hey it's a full moon *promptly ignores the sensation of something writhing under the skin on my back* better prepare for the full moon ritual!"
"I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF THIS BITCH DOESN'T TURN OFF HER CELLPHONE IN THIS THEATER IM GOING TO EAT HER FACE!! o-0"

Lol, mine today:
"Decapitation nightmares are scary as hell."
"I probably should have slept more last night. I feel weird and loopy. Wheeeee!"
"I'm not going outside today. It's nice and dry in here."
“Y’know, I’m going to go do something productive.”
“Nah.”
"It's raining and the garage is flooding! I'm going outside for a walk! Yay!"
"-random dark thought- O_O We're doomed. FML"
"derp derp derp derp derp -a random poem idea appears- derp derp derp derp OH CRAP I HAVE TO WRITE THIS DOWN BEFORE I FORGET"
"Misery! Demise! Damn this poem is dark O_o"
"HOLYFUCKHOLYFUCKHOLYFUCKNOTAGAIN! SHIT! *accidently sets oven on fire in an awful attempt to cook something*"
*puts out fire*
*makes ramen instead*
"Bioelectricity blah blah blah blah" *confusion*
"Bullshit, the Annunaki are fake..."
“-random thought that really doesn’t translate into words- HOLY. SHIT. THAT WAS AWESOME.”
"This doodle was supposed to be a candle. It kind of looks like a tree…"
"The cat was nice enough to leave a rabbit heart on my porch again and various other parts. -_-"
“A book I haven’t read that looks interesting! I MUST READ IT.”
“Acquire all the knowledge! *insert meme here*”
*five hours and three books later*
"SHIT I HAVE TO STUDY"
"Nah, internet."

Which leads to me doing this right now. Actually, I’m not nearly that stupid but that’s basically how my thoughts went. xD

Well im bored so here goes:

(Today was long and drawn out)


"...."

"......."

"Food...."

"..... Shower"

"Practice Swordsmanship..."

".... Practice Iron Body..."

"Shower..."

"Sleep..."

"Pretend I accomplished something today..."

"Accomplish something later...."

"Food...."

".... Bored...."

"Oh hey forum posts"

"This very moment"

You sound as if every aspect of your day is well thought out. xD

My head right now:
food food food food food food food food

Of course it's well thought out, it takes precision timing and skill to half ass half-assery.... no just kidding

Most of the day I was on autopilot, so that's all I pretty much remember

Random thoughts:
(in relation to anything): "This is just like that time on Dr. Who!"
"Why do people even use inverted pentacles? All they do is make you look like a death-metal reject."
"The only bad thing about the mountains is how everything is a half-hour away at least".
"Explain THIS away, hard-line atheists!"

LOL. I'm amazed at how many people actually watch Doctor Who. Have you seen the newer episodes? I can't believe they're almost to the twelfth doctor (I still kind of miss the tenth. xP). Then again, this Claire person seems interesting and I'm curious as to how they will explain that she doesn't stay dead. O_o

You have watched the season finale, right?

No. I only had the opportunity to watch the first few of the series and I was a bit busy when the next shows aired. I have yet to find the chance to watch it anywhere else. xP

Lol don't ruin it for him... They are doing a 50th anniversary thing though

thoughts for now

"should I learn to use the Chinese yan mao dao or should I keep practicing with the Japanese katana...."

"I just can't decide"

"let's post about it"

"here I am"

UNF