King of the Hill

Pretty basic

You make a post that attacks the hill (and if applicable whoever controls it)

and then you claim it for yourself

Ex. and first post:

I storm the hill with one hundred tanks

I claim the hill.


FYI: It can be any wild outlandish thing you can think of.

I guess I could try playing by myself

I clone myself and lay siege to the hill with catapults that launch nukes killing everyone upon the hill.

I claim the hill for myself